your daily dose of david sedaris.
"I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met."
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For as long as I can remember, my father has saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and, most of all, he saves food. Cherry Tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people’s martinis - he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. AND THEN HE EATS THEM.
