your daily dose of david sedaris.
"I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met."
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So,” he says, “I found this brown-colored something-or-other in my suitcase, and I must have chewed on the thing for a good five minutes, until I realized I was eating the brim of my cap. Can you beat that? A piece of it must have broken off during the flight — but hell, how was I supposed to know what it was?
— Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris (via ohlivyuhuxtable)
