your daily dose of david sedaris.
"I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met."
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What’s the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine? What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis? I’ll tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two, it will eventually grow a beard.
— David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
