February 2011
15 posts
“All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I’m...”
– David Sedaris (Holidays on Ice)
“Every day we’re told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And...”
– David Sedaris
“Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to...”
– David Sedaris (Naked)
“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really...”
– David Sedaris
“On my fifth trip to France I limited myself to the words and phrases that people...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“I’d hoped the language might come on its own, the way it comes to babies,...”
– David Sedaris
“May I bring you a drink to go with those warm nuts, Mr. Sedaris?” this...”
– David Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed in Flames)
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order...”
– David Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed in Flames)
“And when Hugh would grow progressively Gandhi on me, I’d remind him that...”
– David Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed in Flames)
“For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“Amy adored both the new look and the new person it allowed her to be. Following...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“What’s the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine? What...”
– David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
“A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding...”
– David Sedaris